My Grandchild Is Cuter Than Yours! [MicroBusiness]

I recently became a grandfather. My new grandchild is indisputably the most adorable being to ever grace the Earth. My friends and colleagues have been subjected to plenty of photographic evidence of my cute grandchild. Perhaps unsurprisingly, I’ve then had to admire, or pretend to admire, photos of their children or grandchildren. While their progeny have generally been quite adorable, they haven’t quite measured up to my new grandchild. It’s a bit of a disappointment that they don’t universally agree with my assessment. I’ve had a bit more luck showing my photos to acquaintances who don’t have children or grandchildren of their own.